Bad Reporter only appears a few times a week, which makes it all the more exciting, is pretty much always funny, and is often sort of innapropriate, but not in a way that makes me feel funny inside (see the Fusco Brothers), rather in a way that makes me think "Way to go Donny, push the limits!" in a cheerleady sort of way.
Also, after being forced to look at pictures of Phil Spector's hair on the front page without any comment from the "good reporters" covering his trial, I delighted in a bit of mockery. Because, seriously, this man is clearly a psychopath.
And a genius and stuff too. If I had the technological capability to post a Ronettes mp3 I'd do that.
I say, Donny (you hate it when I call you that, don't you?), you oughtta address another hair crisis in our times: Nick Swisher's decision to cut his flowing mane, which I guess he was only growing out to donate to cancer patients in the first place. Sigh. Nick Swisher's hair: I hardly knew ye. If I had the technological capability I would create an epic photoshopped image of me caressing his shining tresses with tears in my eyes.
See you in a few weeks blogosphere! I would appreciate it if someone would create a binder for me filled with the 'mix I'll be missing, preferably laminated.
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do hairstyles feature as prominently in BR as my extremely limited exposure to it would suggest? i've seen it twice, and both times it has featured the replacement of a portion of a familiar landmark with the hairdo of a famous personality. both instances were very funny, though.
have fun in india, 'MG69! here's a tip to make the stay more fun: "ganja" is Indian for weed, and everyone there totally smokes, from the lowliest serf to the highest maharaja (you better believe that P was totally I'd!). that's why they call it "the giant jamaica of the East."
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